10 Ways Children Are Easier To Raise Than Chickens
I got a few puzzled looks and questions about last week’s ’10 Things’ about how chickens are easier to raise than children. I thought I had best balance this out and tell you why kids are better…
- Children smell nice most of the time
- Children can take out the rubbish
- Children don’t leave excrement all over the backyard
- Children don’t peck the sparkly buttons off my jeans when I bend over
- Children zip up the net on the trampoline once they get on
- Children can tell you when they are hungry and thirsty
- Children can snuggle in bed in the mornings and tell you about their crazy dreams
- Children are cute and give a good excuse to watch G rated movies
- Children have arms so they can hug
- Children can tell you that they love you
Next week – 10 of my top weight loss tips {I am looking forward to that…}
